Every man should get married some time; after all,happiness is not the only thing in life !!

--Anonymous

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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

--Oscar Wilde

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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

--Scottish Proverb

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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

--Sam Kinison

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A woman repeated a bit of gossip about a neighbor. Within a few days the whole community knew the story.

The person it concerned was deeply hurt and offended.

Later the woman responsible for spreading the rumor learned that it was completely untrue.

She was very sorry and went to a wise old sage to find out what she could do to repair the damage.

"Go to the marketplace," he said, "and purchase a chicken, and have it killed. Then on your way home, pluck its feathers and drop them one by one along the road."

Although surprised by this advice, the woman did what she was told.
 

James Bond dies and starts for heaven. His secretary badly wants to find out if he safely reached there.

So, she calls up heaven.

A sweet female voice picked up and said: "This is Virgin Mary speaking".

"Damn it", the secretary said and hung up.

She calls again after 10 minutes. The same voice: "This is Virgin Mary speaking".

"Damn it. He hasn't reached yet", the secretary said and hung up again.

She calls again after 1 hour. This time the voice said: "This is Mary speaking".

"Thank you!! Take proper care of him", she said and hung up.

 

Hewlett Packard's first product was an automatic urinal flusher.

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All of David Letterman's suits are custom made; there are no creases in his suit trousers.

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Cranberry Jell-O is the only flavor that contains real fruit flavoring.

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Fewer than half of the 16,200 major league baseball players have ever hit a home run.

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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

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Want to propose a girl

Just do it - Nike

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Before going to propose to a girl

Believe in the best - BPL.

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If you are hesitating before proposing to a girl

Vicks ki goli lo kich kich door karo -

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If you are going to propose to a girl

Chances are 50-50 - Britannia.

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This is what True Love is all about:

It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 a.m., when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am.

I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him look at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound.

On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound.

While taking care of his wound, we began to engage in conversation. I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife.
 

A fellow came home from the doctor looking very worried. His wife said,

"What's the problem?"

He said, "The doctor told me I have to take a pill every day for the rest of my life."

She said, "So what? Lots of people have to take a pill every day their whole lives."

He said, "I know, but he only gave me four pills!"

 

Questions:

1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in?

2. What is the expansion of YAHOO?

3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS?

4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?

5. What is expansion of "ICICI?"

6. What does "baker's dozen" signify?

7. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot - India 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?

8. Who is the only man to have written the National Anthems for two different countries?